By: Emma Ahlert **Trigger warning and disclaimer of inclusivity: This article discusses sexual and domestic violence. Although it’s important to note that sexual violence disproportionally impacts women, this article maintains gender neutrality whenever possible—both to recognize that men can be victimized, and to limit problematic trends of heteronormativity. Predictions have been circulating that we’ll see a ‘baby boom’ nine months from now. This is plausible given factors